My boyfriends MP fell down into water. Now it doesnt turn on. Its warranty expired. What can he do?

Question

My boyfriends MP fell down into water. Now it doesnt turn on. Its warranty expired. What can he do?
Although it doesnt turn on, it is recognized by the computer when connected with the wire. What can I do? Theres no way of fixing it in my hometown outside the United States.

Answer

First, remove the battery. Then soak it in the purest vodka you can find. The vodka will remove the water without damaging the device. If that doesnt work, put it in the oven on LOW!!!! for a while with the battery out. This should fix it.